microskopic:

can i cite the facts on the back of libra pads in my essays???

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deanwhereisyourcock:

Sometimes I sit here and think about the fact that Jack Twist wasn’t even prepped in brokeback mountain. Poor Jack Twist. 

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(Source: a-a-r-o-n-n, via theperksofbeinganidiot)

lifeofsiena:

dad got invited to the cannes film festival but isn’t going because he wants to go to the cricket

i will never understand the male species.